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Post by Jeannette on Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:32 pm

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time. (ROFL)

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. (Even bigger ROFL)

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Post by HeatherMo on Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:46 pm

OMG! ROFL
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Post by Jeannette on Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:50 pm

11 and 23 are my favorites. lol

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Post by HeatherMo on Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:56 pm

I like number 2 and 18... I hate when I realize I'm wrong in an argument with DH but I refuse to back down! The first place I go when I'm bored is to the refrigerator... LMAO
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Post by Tate on Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:31 pm

Haha love them!!

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Post by belovedreamery on Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:01 pm

ROFL OMG!
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Post by Kala on Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:25 pm

ROFL Those were great Jeannette!!!

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Post by Jeannette on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:36 am

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Post by LaDonna on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:37 am

I LOVE these!!!!!!

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Post by crysty1e on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:57 am

Stole one for my facebook status! This for sure made my morning!
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Post by Liz on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:58 am

lol
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Post by Jeannette on Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:02 am

They're just so true. It's a sum of everything that we all think of, just don't think to say. LMAO

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Post by crysty1e on Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:18 am

The Word one makes me LOL!
I do that ALLLLL day at work!
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