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Pick up lines
by belovedreamery Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:32 am
I read this online today.
Harry Potter fan: "I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?"
This reminded me of a few really nerdy ones
If you were a laser, I'd set you on stunning
I wish I was helicase, then I could unzip your jeans ("genes")
I wish you were an alpha-carbon, then you'd be susceptible to a backside attack.
Oh the things I learn at graduate school interviews.
Harry Potter fan: "I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?"
This reminded me of a few really nerdy ones
If you were a laser, I'd set you on stunning
I wish I was helicase, then I could unzip your jeans ("genes")
I wish you were an alpha-carbon, then you'd be susceptible to a backside attack.
Oh the things I learn at graduate school interviews.
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Re: Pick up lines
by Guest Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:17 am
hahaha once this guy we had a class with in college said "You're a doll, I want you in my collection" it was HILARIOUS!!
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Re: Pick up lines
by belovedreamery Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:01 pm
I like that doll one, minus the collection part. 
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Re: Pick up lines
by Shaunna Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:54 pm
love it. My bisexual friend she uses the "I'm like the multipurpose cell phone charger....I can charge any phone...one size fits all" oh my god lol. Doesn't sound as good unless you don't have a charger for your phone and she just busted out with it. I peed my pants.
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Re: Pick up lines
by belovedreamery Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:57 pm
Thanks! 
The cell phone charger... hahaha.
The cell phone charger... hahaha.
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Re: Pick up lines
by jmetz4 Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:58 pm
I love that! I love pick up lines.. They are so amusing
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Re: Pick up lines
by belovedreamery Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:01 pm
They are! Why don't us girls use them, ever?
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Re: Pick up lines
by Shaunna Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:03 pm
I use them all the time. To amuse myself. My friend the "cell phone charger" also uses the bissel anology A LOT. lol. Kinda risque so I'll just let your imagination run with that. I will always be the the fan of "are you from tennasee, because you look like a 10 from what I see". Classic.
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Re: Pick up lines
by Liz Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:12 pm
I still like the classics:
Your last name must be Cambell's, cuz you look mmm, mmmm good.
Jean Claude van DAMN you're fine! (All time favorite, still makes me laugh.)
Your last name must be Cambell's, cuz you look mmm, mmmm good.
Jean Claude van DAMN you're fine! (All time favorite, still makes me laugh.)
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Re: Pick up lines
by Jeannette Mon Mar 29, 2010 8:16 am
(looks at tag on shirt) "...that's what I thought, made in heaven."
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Re: Pick up lines
by belovedreamery Mon Mar 29, 2010 8:21 am
Those are good! Never heard of them before.
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Re: Pick up lines
by Guest Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:38 pm
can i borrow your library card?
why??
because im checking you out!!!
hahahahahaha
or......
*drop little packet labeled sugar in front of them* you dropped your nametag
why??
because im checking you out!!!
hahahahahaha
or......
*drop little packet labeled sugar in front of them* you dropped your nametag
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Re: Pick up lines
by Kala Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:59 pm
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?!
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Re: Pick up lines
by Gina Mon Mar 29, 2010 7:07 pm
These are cracking me up!
How about....
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
How about....
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
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