I am the mother of the year

I thought I would be nice and pick up some beer for my dear husband, so I stoppped by the C store before I picked up Rosemary. I was already running a smidge late, then I left something in the car when I finally got to daycare so ran back to my car. When I opened the door the beer fell out, fell all over the ground, broke, and splashed all over me. So here I am, late, reeking of beer, picking up Rosemary from her new room at daycare. I am AWESOME!

You have to laugh it off and tell them what happened.

I'm sure they don't think you're crazy.

However...what you did...was...BEER ABUSE!!!

Party foul!

Big time. I've had that happen though...with other stuff.

...You open the passenger door and all the contents of your purse spill out and roll down the pavement. At that point, you yell a swear word because you recall making a mental note when you were driving to pick UP your purse when it fell in the first place...as you took that corner and cut off that person in the left lane who was being a picklehead...

Ya. I've done it.