Dear woman at the YMCA....

I can see how stuffing your face with a ginormous bag of Doritos may seem like a good idea after you just got done working out, but you are crunching them all over the floor and getting them in my new grippy bottom Pumas. So now when I go to Body Pump I will leave Dorioto crumbles on the floor and everyone will look at me like I am the fatty.

p.s....Eating a huge bag of Doritos after you just worked out may be the reason you weigh 300 lbs and can't lose weight. I'm just sayin'.

And why do all the wrinklly butt old biddies walk around all nakey? Nobody wants to see that.

That is something I am glad I don't have to see

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I know what you're talking about!

You try not to look...you really do...but it's hard when their locker is right next to you.

I used to go to a gym back in Wisconsin and there were all these old ladies getting out of swim aerobics.

Hey the more jiggly old bittys the better I look!!! Keep on ladies show the flub!!!!

Well...we will all look like that one day too.

thats right and then we will be saying "Why do those young women walk around with their boobies hanging out and their midriffs all a'showing...don't they know they need to cover up!"

I'm gonna be the hippest grandma with my sagging back tattoo.

yea exactly. Munch away I'll throw in free donuts!

How much is a gym membership at the Y and is there one in Jville?

I don't even know how much a membership is.

Since DH is deployed I get a free membership. I don't think J-ville has one though.