Re: Official 30-Day Shred Weigh-In Thread!

[Jeannette]

Adapt and overcome Tate. Sheesh. Take your ruler and roll it around your arms.

It's ok. You're forgiven.

I'm afraid to measure. Eep.

[Tate]

I don't want to know how many inches around I am

[LaDonna]

Ya'll I'll probably be bigger than all ya'll. I'm not even going to measure my boobs.... I swear if I lost my boobs I'd lose 20 pounds easy..... I'm naturally a DD - you can't tell me they don't weigh at least 7 pounds each!!!

[LaDonna]

Not sure if we are recording this.... but I wear size 14 in jeans. L in tops.

[Jeannette]

We should make another table. What should it all include?

Arms
Thighs
Waist
Pants Size

....what else?

[Tate]

I wear a M in tops and a....29 in Silver Jeans...sooo I guess that would be like a 8 in jeans?

[Jeannette]

You guys can both (in the words of Ladonna) bite my ass.

I wear a 16 in jeans. And I still have hangover so I never take off my hoodie.

[Tate]

I have that lap over too.

[LaDonna]

You guys can both (in the words of Ladonna) bite my ass.

I wear a 16 in jeans. And I still have hangover so I never take off my hoodie.

you are hilarious!!! I was like a hangover a 11:00 am??? then I got it..... I swear I missed a GREAT chance to be blond!!!!

[LaDonna]

P.S. I like the catch phrase usage!!! that's my most favorite thing to say!

[Jeannette]

You guys can both (in the words of Ladonna) bite my ass.

I wear a 16 in jeans. And I still have hangover so I never take off my hoodie.

you are hilarious!!! I was like a hangover a 11:00 am??? then I got it..... I swear I missed a GREAT chance to be blond!!!!

I'm tearing up over here.

[Tate]

[LaDonna]

Ya'll I fully admit I'm a moron!!! I'm very ditzy.... but it's okay..... overcoming denial is the first step to recovery!

[Jeannette]

I love that..."you can bite my ass".

[LaDonna]

So just so we're clear...... Kala can bite Tate's ass..... Tate can bite my ass..... and I can bite Jeannette's ass??? AWESOME!! Sounds sooooooo good!

[Tate]

Thats right...Hi, my name is Tate and I am a blonde. BA meetings.

[Jeannette]

So just so we're clear...... Kala can bite Tate's ass..... Tate can bite my ass..... and I can bite Jeannette's ass??? AWESOME!! Sounds sooooooo good!

ass-biting.

[Jeannette]

Ladonna I sent you a PM you goofball.

[LaDonna]

Hi my name is LaDonna..... I'm a brunette *hangs head in shame* but I should be blond..... thank you.

[Tate]

I personally don't want to bite anyones ass Ew.

[Jeannette]

I don't know what the hell my hair color is.

It was brown.

Now it's black.

...with brown roots. *hangs head lower* Screw you Clairol.

[Tate]

hey I meant to tell you I liked the color when we ate at chilis....

[LaDonna]

I personally don't want to bite anyones ass Ew.

you don't know what your missing!!!

[Tate]

[Jeannette]

hey I meant to tell you I liked the color when we ate at chilis....

Did you?!

I think I look Cher/Elvira dark-dreary.

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