Stupid Economy. Stupid Savings Accounts.

My interest rate is crap on my savings. It's .25 until the end of April, then it defaults to .05. I have better luck putting my money under my mattress and occasionally finding a quarter under the couch and calling that my interest rate.

I don't do CDs...I don't trust that shit. I want to TOUCH my money WHENEVER I want.

I looked at my old savings account back home and it's higher. Like... .40 quarterly. I'm going to add my dad on my account so he can be my withdrawal man.

Damn economy. Screwin' up my monies.

Yeah we don't have a savings account...well we do but normally it doesn't have anything in it

I like just having my money at my house.

Well not after you have to rechip the damn animals.

I can't keep it at my house. But it's looking like I should just buy a damn safe-deposit box and solid-store it there.

This is true!